So apparently there are little men in my scale who are messing with me. It's not very funny. And if I ever catch any of them, they're going to wish they'd never been spawned from the depths of wherever they come from. I know they must be men, because no woman would ever do this to a fellow woman. And isn't it the norm that everything is the man's fault? I thought I heard that somewhere.....
Any who, let's get right to it. My weight results pretty much sucked. Although, I don't see how I could have gained as much as the scale (or the men in the scale) told me. Granted, it wasn't the best of weeks, but this is ri-donk-ulous!!!
Current weight: 256.8 lbs.
Weight GAINED this week: 3.7 lbs. (seriously???)
Total weight lost: 8.6 lbs.
In the immortal words of the really skinny, annoying chick on "Never Been Kissed", the hecka popular movie that came out when I turned 16 and the one that I subsequently rented on VHS (haha!) for my sweet sixteenth birthday and which stars the ever delicious Michael Vartan):
"Just water and ex-lax till prom!"
No joke friends! The last few days I've been emotionally eating because of the terrible results. But..... I am trying hard to not let it get me down for long. Considering I just wrote the post about picking ourselves up after disappointment, I know I need to move onward and upward. But then I go to do laundry today to fulfill one of my New Years Resolutions to have a cleaning schedule in place for everyday and after lugging my huge laundry basket across the complex through the slush and rain, I opened the door to the laundry room and ALL of the washing machines were in use. Are you #^@*(*$@(&(@#$*@(#)(%&@)($&@*#&!(%^(@*$&#(@*#& SERIOUS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
So naturally, I had to come back home and eat two big handfuls of coconut toffee glazed peanuts.
Because I'm pretty sure that's the cure all for whatever might be ailing you.
But then, of course, I'm feeling guilty and wondering if I can get away with having water with a side of ice for dinner.....
So this week may be difficult too. I love the winter and the cool weather, but it's true what they say. The constant darkness and dreariness can be very depressing. So if you are a fellow seasonal depressive person, I feel you and sympathize with you. Only like 2.5 months till spring. We can do this!!
This is also my ovulation week. Woo-freaking-hoo. And learning the knowledge of gaining almost 4 pounds in a week sure helps me feel attractive and in the baby making mood. NOT!!! (Which is another word that was popular while I was in school). Haha! 
Sorry about the complaining. I'm trying to get better at it. But I also feel like this is a place where I can speak my mind and not get judged. At least not to my knowledge, haha! We all have trials. That is what life is about. Hang in there, Kimberlee. You got this.
Ok, so I'm picking myself up and brushing off the dirt and poop and jumping back in the saddle. I vented, complained, boo-hooed and now I'm moving forward. :)
But one last thing. If those little men screw with my scale again this week, I will personally take the opportunity to kick them in their tiny little private parts. In the immortal words of Obi-Wan Kenobi, in the crazy famous Star Wars movie, "A New Hope":
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
That's right. I'm talking to you, you tiny little poop heads! STOP MESSING WITH THE SCALE!!!
I guess, I mean, it could be that the scale is just faulty, but that's not as fun to think about, am I right?
Let's make it a great day!
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